:)vocab?

fortnight-A period of fourteen nights; just fourteen days. baby is fourteen days old when she sees movement in the eyes.
quivering-shaking: a shaky motion; "the shaking of his fingers as he lit his pipe" his eyes were shakeing (quivering)
intuition-instinctive knowing (without the use of rational processes) in this section of the book shawns dad never said he was going to kill him, shawn has just a gut feeling(just a feeling)
pulitzer-United States newspaper publisher he won the pulzer or a prize
brewskie-A serving of beer. one of his friends got a pizza and a half rack of brewski(beer)

What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
how do you drive a blonde crazy
how do you know a blonde was at your computer
what do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What is the smartest blonde?

answers

sorry to all the blondes that are out there do not take ofence to this
1-the man
2-put her in a m&m factory and tell her to put them in alphebetic order
3-theres whiteout on the screen
4-pull the pin and throw it back
5-A golden retriever
6-She chewed off three legs and was still stuck
7- a retarded ape
8-A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings
9-Bugs Bunny
10-Flatman and Ribbon.

4 jokes

1-What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
2-how do you confuse a blonde?
3-how do you know if a blond was useing your computer?
4-what do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you?
5-what is the smartest type of blonde?
6-Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
7-what do you get when you cross a blonde and a ape?
8-What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
9-What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
10-What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?