:)vocab?

fortnight-A period of fourteen nights; just fourteen days. baby is fourteen days old when she sees movement in the eyes.
quivering-shaking: a shaky motion; "the shaking of his fingers as he lit his pipe" his eyes were shakeing (quivering)
intuition-instinctive knowing (without the use of rational processes) in this section of the book shawns dad never said he was going to kill him, shawn has just a gut feeling(just a feeling)
pulitzer-United States newspaper publisher he won the pulzer or a prize
brewskie-A serving of beer. one of his friends got a pizza and a half rack of brewski(beer)

What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
how do you drive a blonde crazy
how do you know a blonde was at your computer
what do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What is the smartest blonde?

answers

sorry to all the blondes that are out there do not take ofence to this
1-the man
2-put her in a m&m factory and tell her to put them in alphebetic order
3-theres whiteout on the screen
4-pull the pin and throw it back
5-A golden retriever
6-She chewed off three legs and was still stuck
7- a retarded ape
8-A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings
9-Bugs Bunny
10-Flatman and Ribbon.

4 jokes

1-What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
2-how do you confuse a blonde?
3-how do you know if a blond was useing your computer?
4-what do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you?
5-what is the smartest type of blonde?
6-Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
7-what do you get when you cross a blonde and a ape?
8-What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
9-What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
10-What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?

my blog for 300 words

Hi guys I am Brandon and I am turning 15 in a couple days. Me and some friends are hanging out and I am waiting patiently for my bday I got one hour in three days and I am trying to get some sleep but I have concerned about my x girlfriend she is getting in a bunch of fights and she says I am supposed to wait to see her to be sure that she isn’t injured she was talking about getting hurt and being in the hospital and I told her that I don’t want to see her in the hospital but I haven’t talked to her so I don’t know how the last fight went I need to talk to her soon so I know she hasn’t killed the girl she was talking about it but I tried to stop her from getting into a fight but she felt really strongly about getting into a fight with this girl and I told her I don’t want to go to the hospital for her and I asked her to not put this girl in the hospital and I was and still worried about her but she broke up with me and It really ticked me off because I still like her but that is why I got three hours of sleep because I was so worried about her and I am really needing to talk to her to be sure she is not hurt that is wat I am going to do all night to night because I am sooo worried about her I might go to chs or Kentucky if you read this help me decide if I should stay or should I go and I want an honest answer please well this has been Brandon smith and have a good valentine’s day

hi

My story
My mom and I are moving to Kentucky. We packed the moving van to move my step dad to Kentucky. We went to the house to rent it. After my mom my stepdad and I all went to dinner. We went to o’charleys. We spent like four hours there before we went home. We stayed for two weeks and then we went home. We drove for seven hours before we got to the house here.